1. Turn away. 2. "DAAAAMN!" 3. Compliment them. 4. "Oh." 5. "It's Fondlin' time!" 6. Run straight into them. Facefirst. 7. Make fun of them. (what?) 8. Quietly stare. 9. "Hey, how you doin'?" 10. "my EYES!!!" (WHAT.)
...just saw what you put down for "drinking." I'm not sure if I should congratulate you, or feel disgusted. xD But, hey. I guess your life is an ecchi manga too.
It's milk!
8 is probably more realistic for me, but I like to think that my life is an ecchi manga.